The poem is printed onto the highest quality A4 paper (250gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print.
Each print is lovingly produced to order. Our unframed prints arrive flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a super stiff envelope.
A witty and affectionate dad poem about fathers and the things they do for us. Can be personalised!
Our funny and heartfelt A4 dad print makes the perfect gift for fathers - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, father's day or even a new parent.
We thought it might help if we offered you the option of changing the wording of the title and last line from 'Dad' to 'Daddy' or 'Father' etc - for free.
You can add a complimentary two line personalised loving message at the bottom. We will remove lines 24 and 26 to do this. We recommend no more than 8 words per line.
Whether he's a stubbly snorer, a spider remover or a terrible teaser, everyone will recognise the hero described in 'What is a Dad?'
Print are sold unframed.
The text reads:
What is a Dad?
A feeder, a changer, a safeguard from danger
A stubbly snorer, an offspring adorer
A sandcastle digger, a tree-house rigger
A planner & wisher, a wasp & bug squisher.
A hider & seeker, a natural competer
A storybook reader, a motorway speeder
A great fire lighter & dad joke reciter
A cuddly tickler, rarely a stickler.
A room decorator, a shopping trip hater
A spider remover, allergic to hoover
A butler & porter, a coach & supporter
A sticker, a tricker & ball-loving kicker.
A tutor, commuter & whiz with computer
A batsman & bowler, financial controller
A gadget admirer, a BBQ firer
A lender, a mender, a knightly defender.
A grower, a mower, an everything knower
A bottle uncorker, a supper-time talker
A firework banger, a wallpaper hanger
A game inventor, role model & mentor.
A bin putter-outer & sometimes a shouter
A free taxi driver, a slipper of fiver
A party enhancer, embarrassing dancer
A contest decider, a lecture provider (line 24)
A terrible teaser & all round good geezer
A giver-awayer & grandchildren player... (line 26)
Thats what makes a Dad!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)