Suck UK stampler

Sometimes in life something comes out that is so revolutionary its name becomes synonymous with the job it does, eg. hoovering or googling. Other times a product comes along that completely replaces whatever was normal before it like the motor car replacing the horse..when was the last time you saw a lady riding side saddle on the M1?! We arent trying to boast, but SUCK UKs Stampler could be the next big thing in both regards.. It looks and works like a normal stapler but has an added attachment that prints a smiling face design at the same time.

Why would you ever buy a normal stapler again?