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Ships from Cheltenham, United Kingdom
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48 cm x 76 cm
machine washable at 40 degrees
Country of origin:
Made in Great Britain
A hilarious, but highly useful linen tea towel. This is NOT a hotel...sound familiar?
Do you sometimes feel as though you are single handedly running a 5* establishment for your family? We offer you the politest way to remind the culprits that this is NOT actually a hotel...appropriate to fling at any guests who are taking your awesome good nature and hospitality a little too far!
This tea towel, apart from being hilarious is also:
a) Very attractive, in a lovely sea green.
b) Highly useful for draping across all manner of kitchen clutter.
c) Marvellous for covering up a bad hair day*.
d) Hanging on the wall to get your point across.
*we take no responsibility for the startled looks from passing strangers.
Ships from Cheltenham, United Kingdom.
This item will be dispatched within 7 business days. Shipping options available at checkout include:
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