Ships from Sale , Australia
$ $41.95 $41.95 + Free AU Shipping
Dimensions:
Each card is A6 and on 400gsm card (super thick!)
Material:
Designed and printed in Australia on recycled paper.
Care instructions:
Cards are wipeable but avoid excessive water
Description:
Congratulations, you need our pregnancy milestone cards! Youre up the duff!
Because you wont care about the photo when you are 30 weeks, youll be more interested in the fact that you could no longer see your private parts
The Pregnancy Milestone Cards includes:
Shit Just Got Real (Im up the duff)
I can no longer see past my guts
I LOVE it when strangers rub my belly
Baby Brain
First Stretch Marks
My baby is kicking the crap out of me
I can no longer do up my shoelaces
I need to pee every 5 minutes
My normal clothes dont fit anymore
I sneezedenough said
Everything makes me want to spew
Somebody get this kid out of me!
Apparently Im not the right size for my dates
Heart Burn
Im SO tired
Seriously Hormonal
Craving
I know its me, but its hot in here
Hello cankles!
$1 from each pack sold will be donated to the Australian stillbirth awareness organisation Stillaware.
And, as always, designed and printed in Australia.
Delivery:
This item will dispatch from Seriously Milestones' warehouse on 26th Apr 2024. Normal delivery times from Australia will then apply. Shipping options available at checkout include:
Delivery to Australia | Delivery from dispatch | Price |
---|---|---|
FREE shipping included | 2–7 days | FREE |
Standard shipping (tracked) | 2–7 days | FREE |
This item will dispatch from Seriously Milestones' warehouse on 26th Apr 2024. Normal delivery times from Australia will then apply. Shipping options available at checkout include:
Delivery to Australia | Delivery from dispatch | Price |
---|---|---|
FREE shipping included | 2–7 days | FREE |
Standard shipping (tracked) | 2–7 days | FREE |
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