Ships from Camden , United Kingdom
$ $90.75 $90.75 + Free AU Shipping
International shipping
Sizing:
Sizes small to 2XL available.
Material:
The type is hand weeded using a flock vinyl onto 100% cotton t shirts.
Soft to the touch and funny too.
Care instructions:
Machine washable.
Description:
Batty t-shirt for the high flying older woman.
For ladies who embrace and celebrate all the freedoms that seniority brings.
Modelled here by my friend the lovely Pen. She can dance nimbly between the technical demands of a miillion pound photography shoot and the physical demands of a hexagonally shaped ball pit with her young son.
Like so many professional mothers, she has a brain split like the pie in a Trivia Pursuit game. Some of us lose half the pieces, and some, like Pen display a knack for facing in all six directions at once. She doesn't drop the ball, or miss the meeting or burn the supper or lose the forms. The side of her that's all play and bubble-blowing and bath time can dress for cocktails in the blink of an eye. The side that prepares film quotes can break off to rewire the microwave. Funny, handy, brainy, chatty. A bit whacky. Not at all (to be honest) batty.
To celebrate older womanhood were reclaiming the rude and powerless words used to describe women of 'a certain age'. Hag. Crone. Mutton. Harridan. Witch. Bag. Bint.
In fact, try to think of an appreciative or respectful word to describe any woman past the first flush of youth. With our wealth of experience, wisdom and tenacity you'd have thought there might be at least one. Men get to be Silver Foxes and Eligible Bachelors. We get MILF and that spitty, spiky word Spinster.
So, for those of us who won't be fading into invisibility any time soon, this is a range of playful HRT Wear to celebrate our Cronedom and mock the jargon that projects shame and worthlessness on female seniority.
Chest sizes:
Small 10-12 (82cm/33" chest)
Medium 12-14 (86cm/34" chest)
Large 14-16 (92cm/36" chest)
Extra Large 16-18 (100cm/40" chest)
Extra Extra Large 18-20 (108cm/44" chest)
We are happy to hand write messages on V&A gift cards at no extra cost.
Delivery:
This item will dispatch from Twisted Twee1234's warehouse on 26th Mar 2024. Normal delivery times from United Kingdom will then apply. Shipping options available at checkout include:
Delivery to Australia | Delivery from dispatch | Price |
---|---|---|
FREE shipping included | 10–14 days | FREE |
Standard shipping (tracked) | 10–14 days | $7.50 |
Fast courier to Australia** | 2–4 days | $28.00 |
Other delivery zones | Delivery from dispatch* | Price |
---|---|---|
New Zealand | 10–14 days | FREE |
China | 10–14 days | FREE |
Rest of Asia | 10–14 days | FREE |
USA and Canada | 10–14 days | FREE |
Pacific Islands | 10–14 days | FREE |
UK and Ireland | 10–14 days | FREE |
Europe | 10–14 days | FREE |
Rest of the world | 10–14 days | FREE |
* Delivery times may vary for regional areas.
This item will dispatch from Twisted Twee1234's warehouse on 26th Mar 2024. Normal delivery times from United Kingdom will then apply. Shipping options available at checkout include:
Delivery to Australia | Delivery from dispatch | Price |
---|---|---|
FREE shipping included | 10–14 days | FREE |
Standard shipping (tracked) | 10–14 days | $7.50 |
Fast courier to Australia** | 2–4 days | $28.00 |
Other delivery zones | Delivery from dispatch* | Price |
---|---|---|
New Zealand | 10–14 days | FREE |
China | 10–14 days | FREE |
Rest of Asia | 10–14 days | FREE |
USA and Canada | 10–14 days | FREE |
Pacific Islands | 10–14 days | FREE |
UK and Ireland | 10–14 days | FREE |
Europe | 10–14 days | FREE |
Rest of the world | 10–14 days | FREE |
* Delivery times may vary for regional areas.
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